Eddie, which axe is that? Harry's had (and lost) so many. We'll miss you, bro!

"I axed (New York for "asked") my woman, what could I do....to keep her happy....keep her true. She said 'only one ting I want from you....is a little piece of de
BIG BAMBOO......
De Big Bamboo grows straight and tall....de Big Bamboo pleases one and all......."